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favorite movies: The Help (2011)

"I hope you write something really good. Something you belive in."

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*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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Who wants to do me

a favor

and have sex with me

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"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"


- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

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“At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead.The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.”

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